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17-06-2007, 11:39 PM
~*~Types Of Girls~*~
HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources
HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources